Football Funnies

"I couldn't settle in Italy ? it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush

If your in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.

Bob Paisley

If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.

Bill Shankly on the offside rule

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

George Best

I’m not going to look beyond the semi final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out in the final

Sir Bobby Robson